Guard climb back door of my house

Our midnight Guard climb the back door of my house at around 5.30 at the morning, and he standing at the door that near at the outside door , waiting for my maid to open the door,
When it open my maid freak out , the reaction of her look like having a heart attack .
my maid said what do you want . and the guard silently said ( i want you ) can you open the gate for me to out , and she doest want to go out and help to open the gate for him so she gave the key to the guard to open it own self , but the guard didnt open the back door gate gate .he went to open the house door gate . my maid took a knife pointing at him and said ( you better get the hell out of here ) , the guard back off step and he open the back door gate . once it open he swing the key and the locker under the door . but the guard not yet out still standing like freak . my maid said you better out and said what do you want again . the guard answer the same answer as before : I wan you .
so my maid told a lies to the guard and she said tomorrow meet me again at 4o'clock at the morning .
only the guard start move the butt and get out of the house .
lucky my maid is clever ^^